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I really should stop reading a certain agent's blog long enough to query her. (It's not stalking; it's research. Really.)

I am feeling a strange compulsion to write a novel involving a List of People To Kill, a guy who falls off a roof and lives, and a shark. Possibly also rollerblading. Perhaps I'll go lie down until it passes.
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