So I'm retro, so sue me

Y'know, there really is no variation of "Who still uses that?" or "I haven't seen that in X years!" that doesn't ultimately translate as "I'm a pretentious asshole who has to belittle other people's choices to feel secure about my own."

This PSA brought to you by a Toys-R-Us clerk, people who've seen me using 3.5" disks, and the fact that I'm going to have to go cell phone shopping soon.