The chainsaw art awaits cooler weather

[lizvogel]

I have deep thoughts that should probably be a post, but first, an artistic interlude.

To the tune of the Oscar Meyer jingle:

My turkey has a hot dog hat.
There's hot dogs on its head.
Though it should be getting chainsaw-carved,
it's holding lunch instead.
It's too damn hot, though as a rule,
October should be nice and cool,
but global warming has a way
of screwing up my chainsaw play.